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handjob:

"everybody put your hands in the air!" yells the robber at the night club. the clubbers think he is the DJ and keep dancing. maybe he should have picked a different location

jakemalik:

do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you

sonianeverlime:

sleepy-tanuki:

A few weeks ago my japanese class did a gift exchange with our penpal class in japan and their box of stuff came in today. All of the gifts had really cute messages on yellow notes. This one was my favorite..image

LETS BECOME DIABETES

babybluestocking:

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true 
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS

derpemblemdaily:

Derp Emblem: Happy Labor Day!

Also Happy Birthday to Gerome!

Also, if you watch the Gif for a while you may just get a special surprise!

Donnel: What in tarnation, I never seen anything like this back on the farm!
Donnel: *obtains Tree Branch*

mikejamesriendeau:

This joke’s probably already been made 1,000 times but.

Don’t care.

sniffling:

i don’t like talking with people about emotional stuff because then they learn things about me and get to know me and can defeat me

(Source: hornyteen1936)

wolfenguy:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

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(Source: communistbakery)

mostlygreenday:

your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone

wittacism:

It’s essay writing season for tons of students!

After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below. 

Happy writing. You can do it!

grolia:

How to (not) protect you and your beloved from the rain with your school blazer.

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

bundere:

What’s that on your hand????? *holds it* itS ME